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| (Wait a minute, man. Hey, check this out, tell it. It was this blind man, right?
Man, check this out- it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his
way down the street with this stick, right?
Hey. He walked past this fish
market, you know what I'm sayin'?
He stopped, he took a deep breath, he
said,
Woooooo, good morning, ladies.
You like that shit, man? Hey, man,
I got a gang of that shit, man.
I tell you what- my man on the guitar, fool
on the drums,
everybody just crowd around the mic, I'll tell you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes.
But first, I'ma start it off like this. Hey, help me
sing it, homeboy.)
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
We
can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
And as the marijuana
burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the
bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
So roll,
roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.
Feelin' high as hell
flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims.
So roll, roll the '83
Cadillac Coup de Ville.
If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my
caddy will.
Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it
Eastside Palmdale.
When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses
went up for sale.
Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I
met a little girl named Jan.
I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know
her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan.
We fucked on the bed, fucked
on the flo', fucked so long, I grew a fuckin' afro.
Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right. She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white.
I
thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a ZEBRA!
I pulled
on my clothes and I was on my way, until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet.
I ran. I jumped out the back window, but her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2
x 4.
Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right. The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night.
But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad, that's the
best damn pussy I ever had.
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. I'm a
fuck that bitch just one more time.
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby
that's all we need.
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap
songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to
Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims.
So
roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.
If my tapes and my cds just don't
sell, I bet my caddy will.
I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green
hair, but damn she looked good.
I took her to my house, cause she was fine,
but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine.
I met this lady from
Japan, never made love with an African.
I fucked her once, I fucked her
twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.
Don't be amazed at the
stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia.
Had a big butt
and big titties, too, so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.
See, I met
this lady from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass, and she said, Aiiiiieeee!
Lips
was breakfast, pussy was lunch, then her titties busted open with Hawaiian
Punch.
Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky. She said, I'll
fry some chicken if you just fuck me.
I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I
gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags,
baby that's all we need.
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
tumbleweed.
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them
dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from
here to Hong Kong.
Hey, wait a minute man, check this out.
I met
Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her titties were filled with Hennesy.
That
country music nearly drove me crazy, but I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss
Daisy!
Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that pussy in a coma.
Met this lady
in Michigan; I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again.
Met a real black
girl in South Carolina; fucked her 'til she turned into a white albino.
Fucked this hooker in Iowa. I fucked her on credit, so I owe her.
Fucked
this girl, down in Georgia; came in her mouth. Man, I thought I told ya.
Met
this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico.
Fine young
thing, said her name's Maria. I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla.
I
wanna get married, but I can't afford it. I know I'ma cry when she gets
deported.
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
We can
go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
And as the marijuana burns
we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
Have you ever
went over to a girl's house to fuck, but the pussy just ain't no good? (SAY
WHAT?)
And then you're getting' upset cause you can't get her wet, plus you
in the wrong neighborhood?
So you try to play it off and eat the pussy, but
it takes her so long to come (SAY WHAT?)
Then a dude walks in. That's her
big boyfriend, and he asks you where you from? (Where you from, man?)
So you
wipe your mouth, and you try to explain (I don't bang.), you start talkin' real
fast.
But he's already mad, cause you fuckin' his wife, so he starts beatin'
on your ass.
Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody, your dick was
hard but now it's soft. (WHUT?)
You thought you had a girl to rock your
world, now you still gotta go jack off.
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby
that's all we need.
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. | | |
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Who do u think dis is eh? | | |
| Hey, Its Jv. If u name is Joseph M., I have an email here saying that u wanted to fuck a red haired man wit implants for tits. I also have another saying that u bought a Dildo at sum store. I have the red haired man thinking that i am u and the dildo in a package, Please be generous enough to pick these packages up. Thanks. | | |
| Hey Joseph, if ur reading dis, i jus want to say i know a gurl who wants to lick ur ass and fuck u all nite. She wants to eat u up and spit u out little man. call me if u except her proposal  . Anyways, do u know if u coming back here or not? CUM back here next year...CUM BACK,.....CUM BACK U IDIOT... CUM BAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! because Osacar wants u.  | | |
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